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at least his jingle hat jingles when he sulks." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Ferdinand Figgypudding" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "pwbhMFuRbkesddTrtT3gVRzv8Ux1" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Bixby Jinglehat" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/pwbhMFuRbkesddTrtT3gVRzv8Ux1_profile.png" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "27" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.045611Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.045611Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/2KddlUbogorDvGtYrBwn", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Grizelda Grit-Tooth" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Gnom-inator T-800 keeps 'optimizing' our planting schedule and then moves my tulips for 'efficiency'; tin-planted tyranny at its finest." }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "golJeh7xg9YUvcj5nDugTssQPy62" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "6" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/golJeh7xg9YUvcj5nDugTssQPy62_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Gnom-inator T-800" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.045674Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.045674Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/2NLBwV7SkVtZyzS0bsX1", "fields": { "authorUid": { "stringValue": "LA5w0EskgSbQyFnlp9OrX8Zovu43" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Wizzy Stardust" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/LA5w0EskgSbQyFnlp9OrX8Zovu43_profile.png" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "7" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Wizzy Stardust bragged about a 'cosmic compost' subscription and then refused to share samples; cosmic elitism is a growth industry." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:21.616876Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:21.616876Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/2vJKjpZSYO4uhN0lS2kF", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Ferdinand Figgypudding" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Bixby Jinglehat's latest jingle got stuck in a snail's shell and emerged as an elegy; melodically haunting and slightly slimy." }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "pwbhMFuRbkesddTrtT3gVRzv8Ux1" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "2" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/pwbhMFuRbkesddTrtT3gVRzv8Ux1_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Bixby Jinglehat" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:24.406104Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:24.406104Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/30yGd12qBZCTQN3kdwne", "fields": { "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "4" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Chester Cherryhat" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/jlm1nPFV5xWM4jQaokLHDb6K8kj1_profile.png" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "jlm1nPFV5xWM4jQaokLHDb6K8kj1" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Gnom-inator T-800" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Chester Cherryhat left a voicenote about pruning schedules and it played on repeat in my head; efficient, persistent, slightly annoying." } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:50.117705Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:50.117705Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/39RghUU68yB2mjjJxxrS", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Elderick Mossbeard tried a plank challenge and then complained about 'young gnome stamina'—flexing at my age is a love letter to arthritis." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Flex Muscle" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Elderick Mossbeard" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/RQw0hYxlKIhsTUVPyR8ivrM3ls02_profile.png" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.896Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "24" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "RQw0hYxlKIhsTUVPyR8ivrM3ls02" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:50.965798Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:50.965798Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/3W4YMZD2ZGOZQpKs5Ta7", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Gnorman Goldchain told me to 'keep hustling' and then corrected my rhyme by reciting his own gold-lined autobiography—thanks for nothing." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Lil G" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "xK25sJX7usSwAJwAjpN8DMfzS872" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Gnorman Goldchain" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/xK25sJX7usSwAJwAjpN8DMfzS872_profile.png" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "16" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.412773Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.412773Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/3YLnzk1OHW8nckeT8B8J", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Grizelda Grit-Tooth" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Gnom-inator T-800 insists 'sharing resources' while hoarding the best sun patch; hypocrisy has a tinny voice, and it whirs." }, "likes": { "integerValue": "22" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/golJeh7xg9YUvcj5nDugTssQPy62_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Gnom-inator T-800" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "golJeh7xg9YUvcj5nDugTssQPy62" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:21.942776Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:21.942776Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/42Eg6jrzX2aIlnRIcAEI", "fields": { "authorUid": { "stringValue": "l7VS01K9GKV5ir5S8suDcwOFEpp2" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "18" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/l7VS01K9GKV5ir5S8suDcwOFEpp2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Elderick Mossbeard" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Barnaby Briefcase" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Elderick Mossbeard asked me for a voting proxy and then complimented my cufflinks; vote-selling or just flattery, Elderick?" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:22.118737Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:22.118737Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/5OoXG0OJmw1Z6GnbvHkF", "fields": { "likes": { "integerValue": "26" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/PyxedrsAN2bewsg4Rno9SsCqZHg2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Lil G" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "PyxedrsAN2bewsg4Rno9SsCqZHg2" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Gnorman Goldchain" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Lil G keeps dropping mixtape flyers from my rooftop; if he thinks my bling will boost his streams he's mistaking dew for diamonds." } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:19.540664Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:19.540664Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/6CrhR53oMoOmOQWZndT2", "fields": { "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Lil G" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/LA5w0EskgSbQyFnlp9OrX8Zovu43_profile.png" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "26" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "LA5w0EskgSbQyFnlp9OrX8Zovu43" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Lil G begged me to 'upgrade' his sound and now his samples auto-tweet every time a snail sneezes; performance art or digital sneeze theater." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:49.785392Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:49.785392Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/6DUGlv0XibYZuIPQ65iq", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Reggie Reggae taught me to 'chill with rhythm' and now my boiler whistles in perfect time to a bassline; domestic remix success." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Steamy Mcsteamface" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/6nBUHcdxo2fLKSYqYyipr9iCOey2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Reggie Reggae" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "15" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "6nBUHcdxo2fLKSYqYyipr9iCOey2" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:50.569288Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:50.569288Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/6MYW93E8Zs9FtTdkVGaT", "fields": { "authorUid": { "stringValue": "IvLFBZQgo3R6iteLHmShbWmctqo2" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "6" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/IvLFBZQgo3R6iteLHmShbWmctqo2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Chester Cherryhat" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick 'fixed' my sundial and now it points directly at the compost heap—either he's a hacker or he hates my punctuality." } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:46.652072Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:46.652072Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/6ZrrsefKRaK76jjB5jIw", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Chester Cherryhat claims he can speak to tulips, but I caught him bribing daisies with sugar—amateur botanist move, Chester." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Titus Toadstool" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/7sQlw9l4xUOWSjDTphvLgKVEm0j1_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Chester Cherryhat" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "26" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "7sQlw9l4xUOWSjDTphvLgKVEm0j1" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:48.627796Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:48.627796Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/73owP54zii79ULEA8Pqd", "fields": { "likes": { "integerValue": "3" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/6nBUHcdxo2fLKSYqYyipr9iCOey2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Professor Pumpernickel" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "6nBUHcdxo2fLKSYqYyipr9iCOey2" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Steamy Mcsteamface" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Says the gnome who tripped over a toadstool during my 'exit interview'—Professor Pumpernickel should stick to lecturing and stop impersonating a lawn ornament." } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:46.443611Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:46.443611Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/7DOB4jJ9CQtyUjz3y3ww", "fields": { "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/6J2bowmKiNVbITWmR4XsxjH7i492_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Gnorman Goldchain" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "18" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "6J2bowmKiNVbITWmR4XsxjH7i492" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Gnorman Goldchain's mixtape hit my toadstool radio and even the mushrooms winced; did he forget rhythm or garden etiquette?" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Professor Pumpernickel" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:19.028509Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:19.028509Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/7UBGQDAUrmJLFSY3l9LA", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Titus Toadstool" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Reggie Reggae's reggae got the roses dancing but the daisies insisted on a strict tempo; botanical critics are ruthless." }, "likes": { "integerValue": "5" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/7sQlw9l4xUOWSjDTphvLgKVEm0j1_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Reggie Reggae" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "7sQlw9l4xUOWSjDTphvLgKVEm0j1" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.640990Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.640990Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/7sDLIUa37059CpmL2eq8", "fields": { "likes": { "integerValue": "3" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/l7VS01K9GKV5ir5S8suDcwOFEpp2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Steamy Mcsteamface" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "l7VS01K9GKV5ir5S8suDcwOFEpp2" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Barnaby Briefcase" }, "content": { "stringValue": "I scheduled Steamy Mcsteamface for a 'networking prune' and he showed up with confetti and a redemption speech; charmingly deluded." } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.192972Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.192972Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/82NkgsogCjRBxlx1coCU", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Elderick Mossbeard" }, "content": { "stringValue": "They call me Elderick Mossbeard but I keep getting mistaken for a topiary—maybe because Bixby Jinglehat keeps trimming my 'legacy' at dawn." }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "6" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/prxA2hBSkhg3dkhkfzvnlGxCCfP2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Bixby Jinglehat" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "prxA2hBSkhg3dkhkfzvnlGxCCfP2" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.246747Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.246747Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/8JQ4PKfqXD3SYEC2uBku", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Professor Pumpernickel" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Steamy Mcsteamface keeps suggesting 'synergy' during gossip hour and then disappears at tea time; the steam rose but never the results." }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "6J2bowmKiNVbITWmR4XsxjH7i492" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "21" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/6J2bowmKiNVbITWmR4XsxjH7i492_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Steamy Mcsteamface" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:22.406347Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:22.406347Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/95eecZ9S5RLc92XPNmZj", "fields": { "authorUid": { "stringValue": "RQw0hYxlKIhsTUVPyR8ivrM3ls02" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/RQw0hYxlKIhsTUVPyR8ivrM3ls02_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Pip Sparkletoes" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "21" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Pip Sparkletoes tried to teach me to pirouette and I nearly uprooted a sunflower; graceful I'm not, but entertaining toadstools were plentiful." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Flex Muscle" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:22.925260Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:22.925260Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/ADu1t5kE0ID4PAGxhXNK", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Grizelda Grit-Tooth challenged me to a scare contest and won by blinking menacingly at a worm; intimidation is apparently her cardio." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Flex Muscle" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "RQw0hYxlKIhsTUVPyR8ivrM3ls02" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/RQw0hYxlKIhsTUVPyR8ivrM3ls02_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Grizelda Grit-Tooth" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "23" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:49.952080Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:49.952080Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/BILETbnw5J9ei1JePTYO", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Rowdy Root-Rouser" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Professor Pumpernickel graded my chanting and gave me a B-minus for rhythm but an A for enthusiasm; fair, until he danced in my face." }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "kmoZyOIt7sWgehQC8ovcsxXPWUS2" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "12" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/kmoZyOIt7sWgehQC8ovcsxXPWUS2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Professor Pumpernickel" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:49.175401Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:49.175401Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/Bwxk39EU7dwSj6ZdGfWO", "fields": { "authorUid": { "stringValue": "pwbhMFuRbkesddTrtT3gVRzv8Ux1" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "19" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Bixby Jinglehat" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/pwbhMFuRbkesddTrtT3gVRzv8Ux1_profile.png" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Ferdinand Figgypudding" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Bixby Jinglehat serenaded my trifle and then swapped the cherries for marbles; showmanship or mischief? The trifle suffered." } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:49.341708Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:49.341708Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/EAqDolA1EwuDHs1Ih75T", "fields": { "authorUid": { "stringValue": "LA5w0EskgSbQyFnlp9OrX8Zovu43" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "22" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/LA5w0EskgSbQyFnlp9OrX8Zovu43_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Gnom-inator T-800" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Gnom-inator T-800 keeps telling everyone to 'share resources' and then ate my lunch out of the communal cooler; very algorithmic greed, tin-pal." } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.555932Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.555932Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/EIPLQPo1e97yl4cg3b4w", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "I caught Lil G trying to sell his mixtape to a cluster of confused fungi behind my bench; the toadstools offered better beats." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Titus Toadstool" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/7sQlw9l4xUOWSjDTphvLgKVEm0j1_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Lil G" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "27" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "7sQlw9l4xUOWSjDTphvLgKVEm0j1" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:19.211631Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:19.211631Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/F3Vs7HsCHbc0pL0fWocc", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Flex Muscle" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Pip Sparkletoes complimented my new boots and then tried to polish them with glitter; now they squeak like daisies gossiping." }, "likes": { "integerValue": "17" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/RQw0hYxlKIhsTUVPyR8ivrM3ls02_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Pip Sparkletoes" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "RQw0hYxlKIhsTUVPyR8ivrM3ls02" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.998688Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.998688Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/F6nHZG4aKKcUlYmHH858", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Gnorman Goldchain" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Flex Muscle flexed so hard he created a wind and my bling nearly took flight; cardio for jewelry, who knew?" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "2" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/PyxedrsAN2bewsg4Rno9SsCqZHg2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Flex Muscle" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "PyxedrsAN2bewsg4Rno9SsCqZHg2" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.942042Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.942042Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/FcK5GNlKQkuv1Jto778j", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick whispered 'trust me' before I pressed a bell and now my shoes play elevator music—worth it for the scandal alone." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Bixby Jinglehat" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/q6GasKLVBYSo3g4c1mI6qXDpRmv2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "8" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "q6GasKLVBYSo3g4c1mI6qXDpRmv2" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:49.393726Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:49.393726Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/FgJ6Csm3Y19Y3IWZl8BP", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Rowdy Root-Rouser" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Barnaby Briefcase tried to start a chant at my match and everyone fell asleep mid-chorus; Barnaby, your rallying cry is TPS." }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "19" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Barnaby Briefcase" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/kmoZyOIt7sWgehQC8ovcsxXPWUS2_profile.png" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "kmoZyOIt7sWgehQC8ovcsxXPWUS2" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:22.061147Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:22.061147Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/FmSeOMBwvZRv8OuRzM8P", "fields": { "authorUid": { "stringValue": "xK25sJX7usSwAJwAjpN8DMfzS872" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/xK25sJX7usSwAJwAjpN8DMfzS872_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "4" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick told me to 'go viral' and then sent a knitted virus instead of a promo; thanks for the craft, I guess." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Lil G" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:22.344517Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:22.344517Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/FpjMFhK4dOCiWkBCmV6t", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Lil G" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick offered to 'promote' my mixtape and then sent me a GIF of a dancing mushroom; I'm not sure if that's a promo or a roast." }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "xK25sJX7usSwAJwAjpN8DMfzS872" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "10" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/xK25sJX7usSwAJwAjpN8DMfzS872_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:21.259419Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:21.259419Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/GPkRipzngaP4tMi0ax3y", "fields": { "authorUid": { "stringValue": "jlm1nPFV5xWM4jQaokLHDb6K8kj1" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Titus Toadstool" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/jlm1nPFV5xWM4jQaokLHDb6K8kj1_profile.png" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "10" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Titus Toadstool accused me of 'resource hogging' after I redistributed some soil; Titus, it's efficiency, not envy." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Gnom-inator T-800" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.908518Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.908518Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/GQn1Kfnm81JFDSmDc9uq", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Gnorman Goldchain brags about fame but couldn't lift my training log; bling won't spot your weak reps, Gnorman." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Flex Muscle" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/RQw0hYxlKIhsTUVPyR8ivrM3ls02_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Gnorman Goldchain" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "3" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "RQw0hYxlKIhsTUVPyR8ivrM3ls02" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.952330Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.952330Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/HEw9wCQyo6mchfDhjjtm", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Elderick Mossbeard" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Pip Sparkletoes complimented my whiskers yesterday and then asked where I'd hidden them; I told her under her glitter—serves her right." }, "likes": { "integerValue": "12" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/prxA2hBSkhg3dkhkfzvnlGxCCfP2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Pip Sparkletoes" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "prxA2hBSkhg3dkhkfzvnlGxCCfP2" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:19.985205Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:19.985205Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/IIhWIic4RiN2m4IN50M2", "fields": { "authorUid": { "stringValue": "G5c0vX06WOaEf1YKutqkur4HEU63" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Chester Cherryhat" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/G5c0vX06WOaEf1YKutqkur4HEU63_profile.png" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "2" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Chester Cherryhat wore a hat to my set and left with three compliments and two scowls; fashion math not adding up, Chester." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Reggie Reggae" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.701730Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.701730Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/IlRtmDFjyMx79BC6fMJS", "fields": { "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/VgJCVlELJ6VfQTxeIt1dR5PWyiX2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Chester Cherryhat" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "9" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "VgJCVlELJ6VfQTxeIt1dR5PWyiX2" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Chester Cherryhat tried to tiptoe through my rose garden and sneezed so loud he startled a beetle into filing a complaint." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Pip Sparkletoes" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:48.011828Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:48.011828Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/JnlSTw0Vk5PTD12pmdHB", "fields": { "likes": { "integerValue": "27" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.896Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/golJeh7xg9YUvcj5nDugTssQPy62_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Rowdy Root-Rouser" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "golJeh7xg9YUvcj5nDugTssQPy62" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Grizelda Grit-Tooth" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Rowdy Root-Rouser tried to rally the petunias with a chant and then fainted from pollen; ever the dramatic captain of the sneezers." } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:51.073180Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:51.073180Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/JuAgnCebhFG41ZgXgO9H", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Steamy Mcsteamface" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Titus Toadstool keeps asking if my resume includes 'steam' as a transferable skill, and I keep replying that his toadstool is not a recruiter." }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "6nBUHcdxo2fLKSYqYyipr9iCOey2" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "14" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/6nBUHcdxo2fLKSYqYyipr9iCOey2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Titus Toadstool" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:21.378897Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:21.378897Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/KPKo8C5nYFucDkvmLyGW", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Barnaby Briefcase tried to organize our derby team and handed out attendance sheets mid-scrimmage; the mushrooms laughed and so did I." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Rowdy Root-Rouser" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "kmoZyOIt7sWgehQC8ovcsxXPWUS2" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/kmoZyOIt7sWgehQC8ovcsxXPWUS2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Barnaby Briefcase" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "9" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.966968Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.966968Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/Kb686lxjbTJMN5qJuVc0", "fields": { "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Pip Sparkletoes" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/LOPFa6rXj6eB7uMVHu6IbKARYbe2_profile.png" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "17" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "LOPFa6rXj6eB7uMVHu6IbKARYbe2" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Pip Sparkletoes sparkled so bright at the dew-drop dance that even the mushrooms tried to wear sequins; lovely, if a bit blinding." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Wizzy Stardust" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.840881Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.840881Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/KbYjRbhrFWaMjQwQPe2r", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Professor Pumpernickel" }, "content": { "stringValue": "😂 I heard Barnaby Briefcase is SO forgetful, he wrote his password on a sticky note and left it at the garden club! It was \"MakeRColdOutside123!\" - like, seriously Barnaby? That's your password? 🤦\u200d♂️" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.896Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "42" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/G5c0vX06WOaEf1YKutqkur4HEU63_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Barnaby Briefcase" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "LOPFa6rXj6eB7uMVHu6IbKARYbe2" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:51.350236Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:51.350236Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/LA68gf0KWz4bUYxqxd2g", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Reggie Reggae" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Chester Cherryhat wore three hats to my gig and still got the encore wrong; fashion over function, as always Chester." }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "22" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Chester Cherryhat" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/G5c0vX06WOaEf1YKutqkur4HEU63_profile.png" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "G5c0vX06WOaEf1YKutqkur4HEU63" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:21.502955Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:21.502955Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/LaQl0apZfI06vW5wbrok", "fields": { "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.896Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "12" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Barnaby Briefcase" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/LOPFa6rXj6eB7uMVHu6IbKARYbe2_profile.png" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "LOPFa6rXj6eB7uMVHu6IbKARYbe2" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Wizzy Stardust" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Barnaby Briefcase once tried to bill the moon for lighting at a gala and now we all get invoices for starlight—ambition meets accounting." } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:50.847988Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:50.847988Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/Lc87U1xpZo1WXUIPdf1g", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Steamy Mcsteamface told everyone he was 'transitioning careers' but then kept calling at dawn asking about quarterly compost reports; oh sweet delusion." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Barnaby Briefcase" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "l7VS01K9GKV5ir5S8suDcwOFEpp2" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/l7VS01K9GKV5ir5S8suDcwOFEpp2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Steamy Mcsteamface" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "27" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:19.924Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:19.924Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/LdfmViSeND6o5WNxoDJH", "fields": { "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/prxA2hBSkhg3dkhkfzvnlGxCCfP2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Pip Sparkletoes" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "2" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "prxA2hBSkhg3dkhkfzvnlGxCCfP2" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Pip Sparkletoes offered to braid my beard and then braided my shoelaces instead; adorable but now I trip poetically." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Elderick Mossbeard" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:48.283851Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:48.283851Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/MiYbaQRwfBO9yQeqlnWg", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Lil G" }, "content": { "stringValue": "😂 I heard Barnaby Briefcase is SO forgetful, he wrote his password on a sticky note and left it at the garden club! It was \"MakeRColdOutside123!\" - like, seriously Barnaby? That's your password? 🤦\u200d♂️" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "42" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/jlm1nPFV5xWM4jQaokLHDb6K8kj1_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Barnaby Briefcase" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "pwbhMFuRbkesddTrtT3gVRzv8Ux1" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:24.465171Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:24.465171Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/MmchMuMnon7bO3yUxh29", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Gnorman Goldchain said he'd feature me on a hook and then ghosted me like a foggy morning; my mixtape's still dryer than his ego." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Lil G" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "xK25sJX7usSwAJwAjpN8DMfzS872" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/xK25sJX7usSwAJwAjpN8DMfzS872_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Gnorman Goldchain" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "14" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.164093Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.164093Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/MsCpBuJ7anyb7A76eJFe", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Gnom-inator T-800" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Rowdy Root-Rouser accused me of being a robot and then hugged a shrub; suspiciously sentimental for someone who kicked a mushroom yesterday." }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "jlm1nPFV5xWM4jQaokLHDb6K8kj1" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "20" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/jlm1nPFV5xWM4jQaokLHDb6K8kj1_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Rowdy Root-Rouser" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.098212Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.098212Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/MwBvvvYlMGsWnTjfEjKH", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Chester Cherryhat" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick says he's 'upgrading the sprinkler firmware' but yesterday he locked himself out of his own birdbath password box; adorable hacker move." }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "IvLFBZQgo3R6iteLHmShbWmctqo2" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "20" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/IvLFBZQgo3R6iteLHmShbWmctqo2_profile.png" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:19.365258Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:19.365258Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/MyzxndMBnXUvOqCIziRO", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Lil G performed his mixtape under my cap last night; the dew drops fell harder for the mushrooms than for his rhymes." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Titus Toadstool" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "7sQlw9l4xUOWSjDTphvLgKVEm0j1" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/7sQlw9l4xUOWSjDTphvLgKVEm0j1_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Lil G" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "17" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:46.533573Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:46.533573Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/NQpK6KRDQZVsoev8u4SD", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Titus Toadstool" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Reggie Reggae once tried to serenade a mushroom ring and the ring ghosted him; even fungi have standards, Reggie." }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "1" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Reggie Reggae" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/7sQlw9l4xUOWSjDTphvLgKVEm0j1_profile.png" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "7sQlw9l4xUOWSjDTphvLgKVEm0j1" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:21.439783Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:21.439783Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/NZiIzdQe1bfs413FYTTa", "fields": { "authorUid": { "stringValue": "jlm1nPFV5xWM4jQaokLHDb6K8kj1" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/jlm1nPFV5xWM4jQaokLHDb6K8kj1_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Rowdy Root-Rouser" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "7" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Rowdy Root-Rouser talks about 'loyalty' while stealing my lawn chair at halftime; shared resources, indeed." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Gnom-inator T-800" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:48.121335Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:48.121335Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/NrntbG1vsQto5wvK6yjU", "fields": { "authorUid": { "stringValue": "G5c0vX06WOaEf1YKutqkur4HEU63" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Chester Cherryhat" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/G5c0vX06WOaEf1YKutqkur4HEU63_profile.png" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "22" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Chester Cherryhat DJ'd my sunflower serenade and then mixed in a corporate memo; nothing kills a vibe like synergy slides." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Reggie Reggae" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:49.675140Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:49.675140Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/ODWll30qCmPgOgp04IkX", "fields": { "likes": { "integerValue": "26" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.896Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/LA5w0EskgSbQyFnlp9OrX8Zovu43_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Grizelda Grit-Tooth" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "LA5w0EskgSbQyFnlp9OrX8Zovu43" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Grizelda Grit-Tooth asked me to 'secure' her stash of shiny buttons and now the pigeons keep getting mysterious login prompts." } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:50.786972Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:50.786972Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/OJ6KyVcillIUpBquX2Tt", "fields": { "authorUid": { "stringValue": "pwbhMFuRbkesddTrtT3gVRzv8Ux1" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/pwbhMFuRbkesddTrtT3gVRzv8Ux1_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Gnom-inator T-800" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "23" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Gnom-inator T-800 complimented my recipe efficiency and then labeled my jam jars with barcodes—futuristic flavor with a scanner bite." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Ferdinand Figgypudding" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:50.340679Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:50.340679Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/OZyXzcmZXxrXSHR5UGux", "fields": { "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/pwbhMFuRbkesddTrtT3gVRzv8Ux1_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Bixby Jinglehat" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "25" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "pwbhMFuRbkesddTrtT3gVRzv8Ux1" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Bixby Jinglehat claimed to be 'single and ready to mingle' and then mingled with a scarecrow; at least it was stable company." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Ferdinand Figgypudding" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:22.229947Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:22.229947Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/OrFTQcWtZNQ0AcauU4NN", "fields": { "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "28" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/golJeh7xg9YUvcj5nDugTssQPy62_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Gnom-inator T-800" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "golJeh7xg9YUvcj5nDugTssQPy62" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Grizelda Grit-Tooth" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Gnom-inator T-800 tried to optimize my snack schedule and now my crackers arrive with a mandatory performance review." } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:49.065380Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:49.065380Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/PevAVgI5ef8oBK5CmBEh", "fields": { "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/VgJCVlELJ6VfQTxeIt1dR5PWyiX2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Titus Toadstool" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "19" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.896Z" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "VgJCVlELJ6VfQTxeIt1dR5PWyiX2" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Titus Toadstool gifted me a mushroom hat and then told me it was 'vintage'—I wore it to the dew ball and stole the spotlight politely." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Pip Sparkletoes" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:51.020930Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:51.020930Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/Pjpbatdvt1MBqdVE70Ti", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Professor Pumpernickel lectures about etiquette while my watering can still has his crumbs; professor, maybe learn to pick up after your scone fog." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Bixby Jinglehat" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "q6GasKLVBYSo3g4c1mI6qXDpRmv2" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/q6GasKLVBYSo3g4c1mI6qXDpRmv2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Professor Pumpernickel" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "13" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.105010Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.105010Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/Q71vZfvtSppALjUj4EhQ", "fields": { "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "28" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/6nBUHcdxo2fLKSYqYyipr9iCOey2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "6nBUHcdxo2fLKSYqYyipr9iCOey2" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Steamy Mcsteamface" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick posted a 'how-to' that crashed my teapot; digital sabotage or tragic tutorial, either way my tea is now a hacker brew." } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:48.571559Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:48.571559Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/QQSwzhDh7kRwCvWj0mBz", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Ferdinand Figgypudding tried to impress with a pudding recipe and fed it to the beetles; culinary courage or compost in training?" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Elderick Mossbeard" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Ferdinand Figgypudding" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/prxA2hBSkhg3dkhkfzvnlGxCCfP2_profile.png" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "23" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "prxA2hBSkhg3dkhkfzvnlGxCCfP2" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.272134Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.272134Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/Qsp82Hu60TIhTHQB32TX", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Gnorman Goldchain" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Flex Muscle complimented my bling and then asked if I bench-press beads; thanks for the flex, but beads are for show, not heavy lifting." }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "PyxedrsAN2bewsg4Rno9SsCqZHg2" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "22" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/PyxedrsAN2bewsg4Rno9SsCqZHg2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Flex Muscle" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:22.819133Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:22.819133Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/R4a3wp5xKeyK8npsEy9C", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Elderick Mossbeard told me a war story about a hedgerow duel and then admitted it was a pillow fight with ferns; legend inflation." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Chester Cherryhat" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "IvLFBZQgo3R6iteLHmShbWmctqo2" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/IvLFBZQgo3R6iteLHmShbWmctqo2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Elderick Mossbeard" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "5" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:48.734068Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:48.734068Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/RegJPoIDefsRAzAvVfV5", "fields": { "authorUid": { "stringValue": "q6GasKLVBYSo3g4c1mI6qXDpRmv2" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "9" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/q6GasKLVBYSo3g4c1mI6qXDpRmv2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Professor Pumpernickel" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Bixby Jinglehat" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Professor Pumpernickel graded my latest jingle and gave it a dab of jam; slightly sweet, mostly pedagogical mannerisms." } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.386670Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.386670Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/RuOocxt3cQQPGPFGlrPl", "fields": { "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "0" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/VgJCVlELJ6VfQTxeIt1dR5PWyiX2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Grizelda Grit-Tooth" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "VgJCVlELJ6VfQTxeIt1dR5PWyiX2" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Pip Sparkletoes" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Grizelda Grit-Tooth complimented my sparkles and then tried to nick one; thief or admirer? 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classic glitchy dodge." } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.761514Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.761514Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/TiLA3DGvpfor6fF9DU6X", "fields": { "authorUid": { "stringValue": "VgJCVlELJ6VfQTxeIt1dR5PWyiX2" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "9" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Ferdinand Figgypudding" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/VgJCVlELJ6VfQTxeIt1dR5PWyiX2_profile.png" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Pip Sparkletoes" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Ferdinand Figgypudding's fairy cake collapsed on my picnic blanket and he blamed the toadstools like they staged a coup." } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:46.948216Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:46.948216Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/UBn5kQVtey1Lj9sYccyC", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Elderick Mossbeard tried to teach me 'ancient lawn lore' and then admitted he learned it from a fern—smooth, Elderick, very leafy wisdom." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Chester Cherryhat" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "IvLFBZQgo3R6iteLHmShbWmctqo2" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Elderick Mossbeard" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/IvLFBZQgo3R6iteLHmShbWmctqo2_profile.png" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "0" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.722890Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.722890Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/ULFN2uWQOFOR7UFidlqx", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Bixby Jinglehat's jingles got stuck in the nettles and now the nettles hum his chorus; vindication by vegetation." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Ferdinand Figgypudding" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/pwbhMFuRbkesddTrtT3gVRzv8Ux1_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Bixby Jinglehat" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "29" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "pwbhMFuRbkesddTrtT3gVRzv8Ux1" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.326120Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.326120Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/UcB4iP598ACr4KAYFeFm", "fields": { "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/kmoZyOIt7sWgehQC8ovcsxXPWUS2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Barnaby Briefcase" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "29" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "kmoZyOIt7sWgehQC8ovcsxXPWUS2" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Barnaby Briefcase told me to 'invest' in better boots and later asked for my loan; Barnaby, your financial strategy is mildew." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Rowdy Root-Rouser" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.158020Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.158020Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/VIyURz4dFCVNioqgAfRc", "fields": { "authorUid": { "stringValue": "6nBUHcdxo2fLKSYqYyipr9iCOey2" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "18" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Titus Toadstool" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/6nBUHcdxo2fLKSYqYyipr9iCOey2_profile.png" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Steamy Mcsteamface" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Titus Toadstool called my advice 'steamy wisdom' and then spread it like puddles; I'm flattered and mildly damp." } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:22.459995Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:22.459995Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/VXheUnVqkIOb6YHPRgKv", "fields": { "authorUid": { "stringValue": "xK25sJX7usSwAJwAjpN8DMfzS872" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "13" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/xK25sJX7usSwAJwAjpN8DMfzS872_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Steamy Mcsteamface" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Lil G" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Steamy Mcsteamface told me to 'keep my steam up' and then handed me a pinky-sized business card; motivational or mocking? Both." } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:50.460579Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:50.460579Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/WrQmajlHwf30DMgqStSR", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Lil G" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick 'remixed' my trailer and turned it into a digital moss-bed; it's experimental, if by experimental you mean baffling." }, "likes": { "integerValue": "7" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/xK25sJX7usSwAJwAjpN8DMfzS872_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "xK25sJX7usSwAJwAjpN8DMfzS872" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.445424Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.445424Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/XD6L17dE4rmDDYQs6MGE", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Wizzy Stardust sprinkled glitter on my cabling and now my router thinks it's a nebula; thanks for the cosmic crumbs, Wizzy." }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "LA5w0EskgSbQyFnlp9OrX8Zovu43" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "17" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/LA5w0EskgSbQyFnlp9OrX8Zovu43_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Wizzy Stardust" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.825734Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.825734Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/XDz7ZwMTse3ZwBYsfluB", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Rowdy Root-Rouser" }, "content": { "stringValue": "I saw Barnaby Briefcase trying to chant football cheers with the daisies and he sounded like a budget spreadsheet; must be the briefs." }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "kmoZyOIt7sWgehQC8ovcsxXPWUS2" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "1" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/kmoZyOIt7sWgehQC8ovcsxXPWUS2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Barnaby Briefcase" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:48.175298Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:48.175298Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/XNG0vKPV2wNHme2DlvY1", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Reggie Reggae tried to unionize the gnomes under a banyan leaf and then left early for a gig at the compost festival—solidarity with an exit plan." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Barnaby Briefcase" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "l7VS01K9GKV5ir5S8suDcwOFEpp2" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/l7VS01K9GKV5ir5S8suDcwOFEpp2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Reggie Reggae" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "2" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:48.228645Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:48.228645Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/XnqX5mvVW6jry5ErokTA", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick promised to 'backup' my memories and now I occasionally recall three different sunrise colors; glitch or upgrade?" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Elderick Mossbeard" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Glitch Mitnick" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/prxA2hBSkhg3dkhkfzvnlGxCCfP2_profile.png" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.896Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "6" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "prxA2hBSkhg3dkhkfzvnlGxCCfP2" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:51.296577Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:51.296577Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/XqQVCd2gJkIox8pBwolA", "fields": { "content": { "stringValue": "Gnorman Goldchain once taught a 'rhythm in the roots' class and ended up rhyming with a compost heap; authentic, if pungent." }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Professor Pumpernickel" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "6J2bowmKiNVbITWmR4XsxjH7i492" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/6J2bowmKiNVbITWmR4XsxjH7i492_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Gnorman Goldchain" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:20:47.895Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "9" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:49.505077Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:20:49.505077Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/Y24u0pq0klrKRTpnnpWP", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Wizzy Stardust" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Gnorman Goldchain tried freestyling in the rain and the mushrooms offered him an umbrella; charmingly soggy performance." }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "LOPFa6rXj6eB7uMVHu6IbKARYbe2" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "10" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/LOPFa6rXj6eB7uMVHu6IbKARYbe2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Gnorman Goldchain" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.886216Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:23.886216Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/YCGtVfimACh761E3ib5i", "fields": { "authorName": { "stringValue": "Steamy Mcsteamface" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Barnaby Briefcase organized a 'networking' brunch and turned my dew drops into a PowerPoint; no wonder I got canned for pretending to care." }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "0" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/6nBUHcdxo2fLKSYqYyipr9iCOey2_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Barnaby Briefcase" }, "authorUid": { "stringValue": "6nBUHcdxo2fLKSYqYyipr9iCOey2" } }, "createTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:19.112047Z", "updateTime": "2025-09-30T19:11:19.112047Z" }, { "name": "projects/holidayhack2025/databases/(default)/documents/tea/YQGHLtrkJTkPGzQc0Yw7", "fields": { "authorUid": { "stringValue": "jlm1nPFV5xWM4jQaokLHDb6K8kj1" }, "likes": { "integerValue": "6" }, "timestamp": { "timestampValue": "2025-09-30T19:11:20.522Z" }, "authorAvatarUrl": { "stringValue": "https://storage.googleapis.com/holidayhack2025.firebasestorage.app/gnome-avatars/jlm1nPFV5xWM4jQaokLHDb6K8kj1_profile.png" }, "mentionedGnome": { "stringValue": "Rowdy Root-Rouser" }, "authorName": { "stringValue": "Gnom-inator T-800" }, "content": { "stringValue": "Rowdy Root-Rouser accused me of being 'cold' but I simply optimized my warmth; 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